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I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry one girl.
Cause we’re resistant the whole way, until we meet one girl and we think: “I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl she’s so great.”
But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option or something. I know girls that married they’re like: “Oh he’s got a good job.”
I mean, they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who’s got a good job and is gonna stick around.
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Roseanne and Dan: Kicking parenthood and society in the ass since 1988.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
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