March 2012
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Bitch, you know you like that.: richwhitelesbian:... →
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum asks a girl out over Facebook Chat but she thinks they just want to hang out as friends but he thinks it’s a date so he buys flowers and puts on his nicest sweater vest and he shows up at her house and her dad opens the door and her dad shouts into the…
February 2012
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if i talk to you first you should feel special because it probably took me like 3 weeks to get the courage to talk to you
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I love when Ro looks me dead in the eyes and just...
“You owe everybody an apology for yo’ shit ho”
– Book of Genesis, Verse 3 (via ripkamsud)
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“Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?”
– Sigmund Freud (via thatkidkayden)
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Ran out of vicodin. but that's cool. 3 ibuprofen...
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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Schpeele
I am WAAAAAY excited for tomorrow!!!! It’s going to go like this: Wake up at 9, shower, get dressed and fancify myself, get bug ready (I’ll have all her bags packed tonight) and leave the house at 10am! And of course do something with the dogs somewhere in there….
I’m going over to Ro’s dads house in Wake Forest for the day to start off with. His mom and step dad are...
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Baby Items I didn't need: The first 2 months.
Boppy pillow. While I breastfed, regular pillows always worked best for me. Plus boppy’s don’t open very wide so if you’re a bigger individual, they won’t work at all. Plus you can totally just sew one yourself instead of paying $45 for a pillow and a case.
Glider. I was ALL ABOUT getting the perfect glider. However, it sat in Ro’s nursery, where Ro never was, and...
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TUMBLR GAME STRESSFUL: america is going soft b,... →
queefnasty:
america is going soft b, this is what happens when you let smart niggas multiply with dumb niggas we get B- niggas and C+ students boy errybody wanna go to college and learn when some of us were really built for killing and snapping necks and some of us were built for solving equations and some…
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“A Pimp Named Slickback DON’T DO SHIT for the homies. Let me reiterate: DON’T DO...”
– A Pimp Named Slickback (via b-k-o-b)
I dislike
atomicmom:
when people confuse being “real” with being a tactless cunt.
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via stupidhandshakeything)
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the-white-mans-struggle:
Is there a “bring your son to work” day in the trap?
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Baby update: Week 9
Baby Bug rolled over for the first time today!! She got her bath, peed on my bed and my pants leg, rolled over, and then went to sleep.
I’m assuming that because she’s older now, she doesn’t have the need for extended periods of sleep, cause she certainly acts that way! She likes to trick me by going to sleep (deep sleep) for about 30 minutes, and then once I either lat down as...
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Two Vicodin and a steak later, I'm feelin pretty...
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Happy Singles Awareness Day.
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ahhhhhhhhhh
So tired….yet so awake…got a fussy bug on my hands tonight!
So tomorrow for Valentines day, I’m meeting my ex (who is now my friend…long story, but anyways) at Southpointe mall to hang out and get lunch and just have fun. He made it a point to meet with me today and go out because he didn’t want me to be alone on Valentines day. Which I really do appriciate. The...
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I'm going to be with my ex for a large portion of...
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Why mommy eats ramen for dinner every night
Bug has been on Enfamil Gentlease since we’ve had her on formula, so for about 4 weeks now. (May I stress how much fromula we’ve bought already…it’s ridiculous) But we keep getting tubs of Similac Advanced in the mail. I signed up for Playtex, Enfamil, Similac, Gerber, and a few other big names’ websites when I was pregnant. If you haven’t done so you really...
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UPGRADE
It’s really not that exciting, actually. Bug bug graduated from slow flow nipples to medium flow. They’re normally used at 3+ months, but she’s 7 weeks and eats like a viking, so it’s straight.
See? not very exciting at all. But you still read it.
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I didn't hear/see nuthin
My neighbor (the one who has the police always over there cause they know him by name n junk) was outside smokin a blunt
talkin to a spanish boy with fucked up eyebrows
about “I ain’t finna go to jail bruh. Bruh I ain’t murdah no hoes.”
Spanish dude’s all “Yeah man, when I went in fo that, it was ruff brah.”
Put my cigarette out and went inside before...
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Shampooed my carpets, cleaned the house from top...