February 2012
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“Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?”
– Sigmund Freud (via thatkidkayden)
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Ran out of vicodin. but that's cool. 3 ibuprofen...
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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Schpeele
I am WAAAAAY excited for tomorrow!!!! It’s going to go like this: Wake up at 9, shower, get dressed and fancify myself, get bug ready (I’ll have all her bags packed tonight) and leave the house at 10am! And of course do something with the dogs somewhere in there….
I’m going over to Ro’s dads house in Wake Forest for the day to start off with. His mom and step dad are...
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Baby Items I didn't need: The first 2 months.
Boppy pillow. While I breastfed, regular pillows always worked best for me. Plus boppy’s don’t open very wide so if you’re a bigger individual, they won’t work at all. Plus you can totally just sew one yourself instead of paying $45 for a pillow and a case.
Glider. I was ALL ABOUT getting the perfect glider. However, it sat in Ro’s nursery, where Ro never was, and...
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TUMBLR GAME STRESSFUL: america is going soft b,... →
queefnasty:
america is going soft b, this is what happens when you let smart niggas multiply with dumb niggas we get B- niggas and C+ students boy errybody wanna go to college and learn when some of us were really built for killing and snapping necks and some of us were built for solving equations and some…
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“A Pimp Named Slickback DON’T DO SHIT for the homies. Let me reiterate: DON’T DO...”
– A Pimp Named Slickback (via b-k-o-b)
I dislike
atomicmom:
when people confuse being “real” with being a tactless cunt.
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via stupidhandshakeything)
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the-white-mans-struggle:
Is there a “bring your son to work” day in the trap?
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Baby update: Week 9
Baby Bug rolled over for the first time today!! She got her bath, peed on my bed and my pants leg, rolled over, and then went to sleep.
I’m assuming that because she’s older now, she doesn’t have the need for extended periods of sleep, cause she certainly acts that way! She likes to trick me by going to sleep (deep sleep) for about 30 minutes, and then once I either lat down as...
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We. Are. Dating.
again.
today has been a very suprising day.
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Two Vicodin and a steak later, I'm feelin pretty...
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Happy Singles Awareness Day.
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ahhhhhhhhhh
So tired….yet so awake…got a fussy bug on my hands tonight!
So tomorrow for Valentines day, I’m meeting my ex (who is now my friend…long story, but anyways) at Southpointe mall to hang out and get lunch and just have fun. He made it a point to meet with me today and go out because he didn’t want me to be alone on Valentines day. Which I really do appriciate. The...
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Oh and I forogt to mention...I now smoke like a...
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I'm going to be with my ex for a large portion of...
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Why mommy eats ramen for dinner every night
Bug has been on Enfamil Gentlease since we’ve had her on formula, so for about 4 weeks now. (May I stress how much fromula we’ve bought already…it’s ridiculous) But we keep getting tubs of Similac Advanced in the mail. I signed up for Playtex, Enfamil, Similac, Gerber, and a few other big names’ websites when I was pregnant. If you haven’t done so you really...
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UPGRADE
It’s really not that exciting, actually. Bug bug graduated from slow flow nipples to medium flow. They’re normally used at 3+ months, but she’s 7 weeks and eats like a viking, so it’s straight.
See? not very exciting at all. But you still read it.
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I didn't hear/see nuthin
My neighbor (the one who has the police always over there cause they know him by name n junk) was outside smokin a blunt
talkin to a spanish boy with fucked up eyebrows
about “I ain’t finna go to jail bruh. Bruh I ain’t murdah no hoes.”
Spanish dude’s all “Yeah man, when I went in fo that, it was ruff brah.”
Put my cigarette out and went inside before...
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Shampooed my carpets, cleaned the house from top...
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Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise you won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
God knows what he does.
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Baby update: Week 7
Bug Bug is doing so well! It’s so precious, becasue now she’ll just stare off into space and smile soooo big! I always ask her “Are you peepin at the angels?” :)
She’s eating so much now I feel like! Shes 4oz every 4 to 5 hours…so i guess not that much haha I think it just feels like more when you’re the one washing bottles all day! She’s currently...
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howsa bout that
I spent the morning with my ex today. We had breakfast, hung out, drove around and just had a great time. He fed and snuggled Ro, and showed her off to everyone at his job ^.^
He told me that he loves spending time with me and that he’s very happy. He’s currently in a messed up rebound relationship (they even live together-ain’t that some shit) and he’s scared to tell them...
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'Tis a glorious day for a Hot Pocket!